UPDATE (7/29, 1:30 p.m.):
Just like that, the hunt is over. Thanks to some helpful Reddit users, the 32-year-old white guy who couldn't pull off his Js has finally found a pair of pants that works for him. Let this serve as a reminder that you're never too grown to work dope sneakers into your wardrobe.
It's difficult enough to find the right jeans to go with the right sneakers, but it's even more difficult for those who have been out of the loop for quite some years. One Reddit user found just this problem, after not wearing Jordans for 15 years, and he asked the website for advice. With this he said [sic]:
The responses rolled in, and they're hilarious, but quite informative. The first comparison, naturally, came to Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, both of whom are older, well-documented sneaker enthusiasts:
In which the original poster replied:
Then the poster was given the advice of looking up Jason Sudeikis, another actor known to dress up (and down) his Js, in which the original poster found his true style inspiration:
The Internet is a helpful tool, and it's stopping the plague of #ntdenim, one sneakerhead at a time.