Heartless Human Being Tries to Trade Puppy for Air Jordans

C'MON FAM.

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We've seen some pretty insane trade proposals for sneakers over the years including cars, firearms, and even kidneys, but this may be a new low.

The Shoe Game spotted a Facebook user who's attempting to swap his pitbull puppy for Jordans. We don't know where to begin with this one, but how about the fact that the guy doesn't even seem to care which Jordans he receives in return?

Would swapping the pup for fragment x Jordan 1s make it any less egregious than a pair of, say, "Marvin the Martian" VIIs? Probably not, but hey, at least it's legal — as far as we know.