For the third consecutive season, Raf Simons has teamed up with Adidas on a collection of purposefully heinous footwear. I honestly don't even want to discus the outlandish fuckshit that's happening here. It's going to be expensive and people are going to buy these shoes. They're objectively ugly and it doesn't matter. At this point, Raf has earned the benefit of the doubt from enough people that he can get away with this, and maybe that's OK. I mean, the guy was about that Peter Saville shit before any of these other fuccbois. Really though, what's important are the Stan Smiths that Raf has ingeniously tweaked with a perforated "R." Wait, da fuck?