Team: Cleveland Browns
Position: Cornerback
Instagram: @joehaden23

The Browns aren't that great of a franchise—to put things nicely—but Joe Haden made his way to the Pro Bowl and has a grade-A sneaker collection to boot. When it comes to volume alone, no one may be able to top Haden's sneaker trove. Anyone could go on and on about Haden's amount of LeBrons, Air Jordans, and even a custom pair of black Air Mags, but the guy got married in matching "South Beach" LeBron 8s (or wore them right after). Any other sneakers that he owns come pale in comparison to covincing the woman that you're marrying to wear one of the most hyped sneakers ever on wedding day.