Model: Air Jordan Retro II
Career Stats: 27.1 MPG 8.3 PPG 2.4 RPG 3.6 APG 1.5 SPG

OK, we'll admit that Mario can ball a bit (especially on the defensive side), but he still shouldn't be allowed to rock Jordans. He should only be allowed to rock LeBrons, since King James is employing him. It's not a surprise that Chalmers has an endorsement deal with Spalding. Those are the same folks that were selling Olajuwon signatures in Payless.