4) OOH, PRETTY. Yeah, these are supposed to be his Christmas Day shoes — and, well, his opening day shoes too, we guess. STUPID LOCKOUT. Indeed. The pair he showed us in Miami had green shoestrings, but he didn't seem sold on the idea. THE MATTE FINISH IS NICE, THOUGH. For sure. We'll talk more about that later, too. IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN TALK ABOUT NOW? Um, how 'bout them Angels?