This 'New York Post' Jared Fogle Cover Is Definitely Not Pun-Shy

No chill.

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On Wednesday, former Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle struck a plea deal in his increasingly sordid child pornography case. In the simplest of terms, this guy is a massive and unfortunately very public creep. As the internet rarely possesses any chill whatsoever, a profound scourge of Subway-oriented jokes have been tossed around in the comments section of practically every news piece on Fogle's disturbing case since news first broke of the FBI raiding his Zionsville home back in July.

Here to capitalize on these unfortunately lunch-ruining puns is esteemed literary journal New York Post, knocking it out of the all-caps park with Thursday's cover, as seen above.

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