The 25 Thirstiest Halloween Costumes Women Will Be Wearing This Year

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For the academically-inclined female...

...but don't worry, she's into extra-curriculars as well.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

For the female who knows how to take care of wood.

Get it? Because she's hot? Guys, someone put a lot of work into this costume just for that pun.

Likely to be one of the most popular costumes this year, this ensemble achieves a few things: Keeps her revealing, and keeps her relevant. Also, it suggests that she watches and enjoys comic book movies, which is always a plus in and of itself.

For the girl who just wants to get straight to the point, we guess. This is terrifying.

We're beginning to think that perhaps costume companies are all in an unspoken competition to see who can most strategically place the least amount of fabric in a costume to cover just the nipples, nothing more.

As you can see, these guys gave up on that whole strategically-placing-fabric thing altogether.

Relevant, revealing, and once again, into superhero flicks. This is also set to be one of the most popular costumes among women this year.

For the thirsty, comic book-loving female who wants to debate who played Catwoman best: Michelle Pfeiffer, Halle Berry, Anne Hathaway, or her?

She's trying extra hard to be spotted.

This one isn't so much sexy as it is attention-grabbing, because, well...having scissors for hands doesn't exactly suggest the things that wet dreams are made of.

In case you were wondering what she is, the costume designers were kind enough to write it right over her chest. No excuses now.

To show that she keeps up with politics and can also be sexy, the thirsty female may opt for what is being anticipated to be one of the most popular costumes this year, Big Bird. But, a sexy one, of course.

If it's between Bill Murray and this chick, who you gonna call?

The website says this a gypsy costume, somehow.

Because the only thing missing from Finding Nemo was totally a sexy clownfish.

Peacocks are known for flashing their feathers when they want to garner attention from those around them, so it seems a natural choice for the thirsty female in search of the perfect costume. What they don't point out, however, is that it's really only the male peacocks that do this (it's to attract the sexual attention of the female peahens). So, that really drives a wedge into the concept of this whole ensemble.

Strategical placing of that ammo: Both useful and effective!

She's a cat. Duh.

Placing crucifixes over ones breasts is not something that the satiated female does. Will someone tell her that crosses are supposed to burn vampires?

Get it? Because she's "dirty".... Yeah, they tried, give them credit.

When a thirsty female fears that her costume isn't revealing enough, one option is to forgo bottoms altogether.