25 Reasons You'll Be #ForeverAlone, In GIFs

The harsh truth, animated.

February 11, 2013

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Welcome to Valentine's Day week. In just three days, there will be a line drawn in the sand between the haves and have-nots. If you've got a winter wifey, you'll be smothered in love, kisses, and drug store chocolates. If you don't, you'll be home watching Netflix and crying into your ramen. It's a cruel world.

We don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but if this is the fifth year in a row you've been endured cuffing season solo, there might be a reason. Or several.

Here's the harsh truth: 25 Reasons You'll Be #ForeverAlone, In GIFs

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We don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but if this is the fifth year in a row you've been endured cuffing season solo, there might be a reason. Or several.

Here's the harsh truth: 25 Reasons You'll Be #ForeverAlone, In GIFs

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You insist you're incapable of feelings.

You think cash can solve everything.

You express your feelings strictly with body language.

You're terrified of anything that resembles commitement.

You're terrified of anything that resembles commitment.

You think pick up lines actually work.

You think one-liners actually work.

You don't take rejection well.

You think five minutes of sex is more than enough.

Your friends are a bunch of socially awkward goons.

You don't understand why she gets mad when you show up to dinner an hour late.

You seem way to psyched too be hanging out with her.

You seem way too psyched to be hanging out with her.

You conduct all conversation over text message

You conduct all conversations over text message.

You think a clitoris is a type of insect

You think a clitoris is a type of insect.

You haven't mastered the art of the subtle approach.

You live in your mother's basement...and you're 30-years-old.

You live in your mother's basement, and you're 30-years-old.

You have no ambition.

You take tips from pick-up artists.

You're skilled at turning any conversation into an argument.

You're skilled at turning every conversation into an argument.

You come on way too strong.

You're unwilling to settle for anything less than Gisele Bundchen.

You're just creepy as hell.

Your motto is money over bitches.

You blur the fine line between "interested" and "obsessed."

You take girls on first dates using Groupon deals

You take girls on first dates using Groupon deals.

You're too, too thirsty.

You love bad bitches. That's your fucking problem.

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25 Reasons You'll Be #ForeverAlone, In GIFs

The harsh truth, animated.

You insist you're incapable of feelings.

You insist you're incapable of feelings.

You think cash can solve everything.

You think cash can solve everything.

You express your feelings strictly with body language.

You express your feelings strictly with body language.

You're terrified of anything that resembles commitement.

You're terrified of anything that resembles commitment.

You think pick up lines actually work.

You think one-liners actually work.

You don't take rejection well.

You don't take rejection well.

You think five minutes of sex is more than enough.

You think five minutes of sex is more than enough.

Your friends are a bunch of socially awkward goons.

Your friends are a bunch of socially awkward goons.

You don't understand why she gets mad when you show up to dinner an hour late.

You don't understand why she gets mad when you show up to dinner an hour late.

You seem way to psyched too be hanging out with her.

You seem way too psyched to be hanging out with her.

You conduct all conversation over text message

You conduct all conversations over text message.

You think a clitoris is a type of insect

You think a clitoris is a type of insect.

You haven't mastered the art of the subtle approach.

You haven't mastered the art of the subtle approach.

You live in your mother's basement...and you're 30-years-old.

You live in your mother's basement, and you're 30-years-old.

You have no ambition.

You have no ambition.

You take tips from pick-up artists.

You take tips from pick-up artists.

You're skilled at turning any conversation into an argument.

You're skilled at turning every conversation into an argument.

You come on way too strong.

You come on way too strong.

You're unwilling to settle for anything less than Gisele Bundchen.

You're unwilling to settle for anything less than Gisele Bundchen.

You're just creepy as hell.

You're just creepy as hell.

Your motto is money over bitches.

Your motto is money over bitches.

You blur the fine line between "interested" and "obsessed."

You blur the fine line between "interested" and "obsessed."

You take girls on first dates using Groupon deals

You take girls on first dates using Groupon deals.

You're too, too thirsty.

You're too, too thirsty.

You love bad bitches. That's your fucking problem.

You love bad bitches. That's your fucking problem.

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