The Most Ignorant Thanksgiving Tweets of 2012

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User: @regularSKIP

The question on the tip of everyone's moron's tongue.

User: @JuliBrunner

Don't hurt your brain trying to parse this.

User: @SmoothLameDude

What?

User: @Sarah_Nikolee

We've decided to go with #stupidpeopleproblems, but it was a close race.

User: @Jesse_Cheese

Jesse, you're supposed to wear your heart on your sleeve, not your homophobia.

User: @Quetzolcotl

No, really—take your crappy jokes and put them away.

User: @aaidatesfa

Your uncles don't like you.

User: @mlattizori

Hope you know that.

User: @CraigOglesby

This just in: He meant vacuum cleaners. Got it, Craig. Now your question makes sense. Before, when it was about people, it didn't quite make sense. But now: crystal clear.

User: @kellyurich

Don't forget blankets carrying small pox! That'll keep you warm.

User: @JoeyBaseballsNY

You're right, sob stories aren't appropriate when it comes to genocide.

User: @BigBullyDos

The hashtag: #sexism.

User: @DemetriSavvidis

This is the why the Internet is horrible.

User: @wheel_yumm

There are many Native Americans who would like to have a word with you at the Olive Garden.

User: @JfromHuntington

If not, we're sending this guy to Olive Garden for reeducation.

User: @dearMariahx

Dear Mariah,

They don't celebrate Thanksgiving in Poland. Hope you get the message.

love,

Everyone

User: @D_MaydeeLove

Thanksgiving is not the time to slut-shame. Then again, no time is that time.

User: @Sarahh_Beara

Which side is winning this debate?

User: @GrantDolven

Mention god, liberty, and America. A real politician in the making.

User: @iansioux

No shots at the user, just wanted to call attention to this phenomenon. And smack the folks saying it.

User: @DiggzDime

All kinds of a mess right here.

User: @ChaseMit

This year, try stealing his walker to render him immobile.

User: @Church_of_COBRA

Snake Eyes will hurt you.

User: @canadianfatcake

Introducing the new game where you try and tell whether someone is an existentialist, Canadian, or stupid.

User: @youngggGOSE

Why is everyone so fixated on this? It's an American holiday with a traditional menu. Everyone needs to chill.