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It used to be that your grandparents would have the most cringe-inducing lines on Thanksgiving. And then Twitter came along, and Grandpa's stories about WWII's Pacific Theater suddenly become quaint.
No matter how embarrassed you get around the unfiltered elders, it pales in comparison to the feelings of hopelessness and shame you'll experience reading these ignorant tweets.
These are the most ignorant tweets of Thanksgiving 2012. Start shaking your head now.
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The Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune
User: @JuliBrunner
Don't hurt your brain trying to parse this.
Pick a Hashtag
User: @Sarah_Nikolee
We've decided to go with #stupidpeopleproblems, but it was a close race.
Take This
User: @Jesse_Cheese
Jesse, you're supposed to wear your heart on your sleeve, not your homophobia.
Sports
User: @aaidatesfa
Your uncles don't like you.
Raise Your Hand If You Have a Heart
User: @CraigOglesby
This just in: He meant vacuum cleaners. Got it, Craig. Now your question makes sense. Before, when it was about people, it didn't quite make sense. But now: crystal clear.
Boo Hoo, Sad Story
User: @JoeyBaseballsNY
You're right, sob stories aren't appropriate when it comes to genocide.
You Forgot Something
User: @BigBullyDos
The hashtag: #sexism.
Nothing to Say
User: @DemetriSavvidis
This is the why the Internet is horrible.
Introduce Him to Pocahontas
User: @wheel_yumm
There are many Native Americans who would like to have a word with you at the Olive Garden.
Surprise
User: @dearMariahx
Dear Mariah,
They don't celebrate Thanksgiving in Poland. Hope you get the message.
love,
Everyone
Judge Not
User: @D_MaydeeLove
Thanksgiving is not the time to slut-shame. Then again, no time is that time.
All the Right Buzzwords
User: @GrantDolven
Mention god, liberty, and America. A real politician in the making.
This Still Happens?
User: @iansioux
No shots at the user, just wanted to call attention to this phenomenon. And smack the folks saying it.
The G.I. Joes Would Like a Word
User: @Church_of_COBRA
Snake Eyes will hurt you.
I Mean, Really, Guys?
User: @canadianfatcake
Introducing the new game where you try and tell whether someone is an existentialist, Canadian, or stupid.
Need to Introduce You to Skip
User: @youngggGOSE
Why is everyone so fixated on this? It's an American holiday with a traditional menu. Everyone needs to chill.
