The 25 Most Gringo Cinco de Mayo Tweets

Cinco de Mayo is celebrated for various reasons. In the U.S., it's associated with Mexican pride and heritage. In Mexico, it commemorates the Battle of Puebla in 1862 when a small, undermatched Mexican army defeated the invading French.

Things Cinco de Mayo is NOT: a Day of the Dead celebration, commemoration of Mexican Independence, for racists, for people who don't like condescending tweets.

We've compiled some of the most gringo (read: worst) Cinco de Mayo tweets in anticipation of May 5. Never forget.

Tweeter: @ilirmarku905

This time? What happened last time?

Tweeter: @JarrodMeade

Spell check, bro!

Tweeter: @WorkingBarbie

No, we can't.

Tweeter: @InstaSong

Simulteanously asking and answering the question on nobody's lips.

Tweeter: @Slate

Thanks, Slate!

Tweeter: @MissedNote

Zing!

Tweeter: @rebelrosita

The tweets suggest she's something like a porn star, so don't be surprised if "piñatas" is a very clever play on words.

Tweeter: @BmacME

Too right, too right. While taking advantage of The History Channel resource he offers, be sure to find out why the pyramids were actually built...and by whom! HINT: Nothing is what you think...aliens.

Tweeter: @ShaneCarwin

OH, WORD?

Tweeter: @elvisknievil

Human trafficking! Ashton Kutcher would not approve (but he's probably too busy to notice, engulfed as he is in his own racism storm).

Tweeter: @LeeGrady

We're still trying to process this.

Tweeter: @FabSugar

For those really stressing over their May 5th outfit.

Tweeter: @deedreee

Maybe, maybe not. USE THE INTERNET TO YOUR ADVANTAGE.

Tweeter: @madein_ASIA

Surprisingly, the internet did not bless us with enough Taco Bell remarks.

Tweeter: @imrobwhite

Happy 1st, little man!