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Monogamy ain't for everyone. While our love for Oreos trumps all the other cookies out there, it may be time for the cookie-and-cream classic to sow its wild oats. (Oreo oatmeal?) Sorry, milk.
So we scoured the web to find the best combos for the reigning King of cookie. And yeah, we know you can drink milk a couple days past its expiration, but a week might be pushing it. Don't worry, we have 20 delicious things you can make with Oreos. Thank you to the Internets.
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Oreo Desert Pizza
Dominoes tried it and now its your turn. There is pizza dough to be baked and an oreo glaze topping to be made. Here is the recipe. We believe in you.
Nutella Oreo Cookies
Remember when two of the greatest rappers of all time, Kanye West and Jay-Z, teamed up to create Watch the Throne and shut down the Billboard charts? This duo is better. Before you call blasphemy, when have you ever tasted anything better than Nutella? And don't Oreos give you life like no other cookie can? Exactly. So get to dipping, spreading, or straight up dumping hazelnut sunshine onto cookie-cream gold.
Mint Oreo Bark
This recipe calls for Vanilla Candiquik Coating but substitutes can be made if that's too fancy for you, so long as you have Cool Mint or Peppermint flavored Oreos. Regardless, this is a must-try.
Oreo Popcorn
For for when you're illegally streaming the One Direction movie. The Oreos won't tell your secret. Follow this recipe to experience salty and sweet at its finest.
Oreo Browies
Sure to be stoner favorite. Brownie batter on top of Oreos on top of cookie dough. Simple enough for even the most impaired of potheads.
Oreo Fluff
Most desserts are better with a little somethin', somethin' on top. Douse your favorite cakes and cookies in fluff, Oreo-style.
Oreo Banana Pops
Today in Unhealthy Foods Masquerading as Healthy Ones: Bananas coated in Oreos. Somewhere deep beneath the cookie and cream layer, there are potassium and vitamins, we think.
Oreo Rice Krispie Treats
Rice Krispies cereal never clicked for us. Snap, crackle, pop was cute and everything, but Rice Krispie treats beat the breakfast staple everytime. Why not add in Oreos? Breakfast of champions.
Oreo Muffins
Bran, Blueberry, and Chocolate Chip can all sit down. Oreo is now in muffin form and your stomach should be doing backflips. Muffins will never be the same again.
Dirt
Don't let the name stop you. You could also call it Oreo lasagna. This elementary school throwback is layers of crumbled oreos, pudding, and more crumbled oreos. Repeat until the hunger is too great to resist diving in.
Oreo Monkey Bread
Monkey bread is supposed to make your butt bigger. Oreos and monkey bread are bound to make your butt obscene. And it will taste good on the way down. Click here to look like Kanye West's baby mama.
Oreo Milkshake
The desert dream team: Oreos, ice cream, and chocolate syrup. Blend some milk in, pretend it's healthy (calcium!), and you're golden. Oreos in liquid form? No complaints here. Start blending.
Oreo Snickerdoodle
If Oreo is going to team up with another snack, nothing makes more sense than this cinnamon treat. But is this too much cookie to handle? Find out here.
Oreo Cheesecake Cupcakes
This one is for the strong-willed. If you identify with Drake's slow songs and you think the world is too hard on Miley perhaps you should click on. Because this recipe demands a six-hour wait time. As in, after you beat together cream cheese, sugar, vanilla, and all the other unhealthy things in your kitchen, and have made your graham cracker-butter crust and folded in your Oreos, you are supposed to chill the cake overnight and wait. Just wait. If you think you can handle the delayed gratification find the recipe here.
Oreo Biscotti
There are moments in life when you need to feel classy. Here is the food for that moment. Pinkies Up.
Oreo Kisses
If anyone gives you this for Valentine's Day, cuff them immediately. They changed the chocolate/flowers game, and the effort for these bad boys is impressive. You have to crush a whole bunch of Oreos, stir in cream cheese, form mini kisses, freeze said kisses, dip kisses into melted chocolate, then cool for a while. After all that, you better put a ring on it. Blogger Bakerella is cuter than you and also includes personalized messages but we know you're too hard for that.
Oreo Pie
People who throw pies at other people should be imprisoned for crimes against humanity. Especially if they're wasting this Oreo pie. Unless you're aiming for someone's mouth, or your own, put the pan down and step away from the pie.
S'Moreos
You hero. You pioneer. You ran out of graham crackers but you wanted s'mores too badly to be stopped. This wasn't a move of desperation, this is innovation. Oreos, marshmallows, chocolate, and a little bit of microwave action. You just changed the world. You are the Steve Jobs of cookies. Your mother is crying and your father is finally proud. Find the life-changing recipe here.
Oreo Ice Cream
For those who eat ice cream by the pint, we've got something even better. Oreos and ice cream teamed up to make every dessert ever bow down. Yes, you can buy it in stores but nothing is better than homemade. Except Chipotle.
Deep Fried Oreos
If it's edible, it can probably be fried. And it will probably be delicious. Even better, this deep fried Oreo recipe includes a breakfast food. Dip chilled Oreos in pancake better, then fry it up. It may end up looking like something you're scared to show your doctor, but don't judge an incredibly unhealthy yet delicious book by its cover, right? Check it out here.