Rich People Problems: Video Shows Drunken New Yorker Acting Like A Douche After Brunch

The title pretty much says it all, but here's some background: A group of outrageously drunk young people left schmancy restaurant Pranna having had about nine(teen) mimosas too many. Seeing a train wreck in action, a man decided to film them. Over the course of the three-minute video, one of the belligerent brunchers made some dubious claims, including (but not limited to):

He seems to have answered the last question for himself. Remember kids, brunch responsibly.