The 10 Creepiest Celebrity Toys

Apple co-founder Steve Jobs' October 5th, 2011, passing caused an entire nation to mourn, but he'll be remembered indefinitely for the ways he changed the means in which we socialize, do business, and go about our everyday lives. But those who wish they only could've gotten to know him, or at least spend some time in the same room with the technological genius, may now have a second chance, thanks to toy company In Icons, which recently gave the Internet its first glimpses of their Steve Jobs action figure.

The verdict: The thing is so realistic and detailed, from its dad jeans to its meticulously-carved beard, that you'd half expect the visionary's miniature doppelganger to turn around and wink at you, or start spouting inspirational quotes. And the late Mr. Jobs isn't alone. Almost as long as there have been movie stars and music legends, there have been pocket-sized plastic versions to immortalize them, and ultimately end up locked away in owners' attics for being too disturbing.

Today, we raise our glasses to them. Sleep with one eye open: as we present The 10 Creepiest Celebrity Toys.

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Tim Burton's muse always knows how to keep it creepy. From Edward Scissorhands to Sweeney Todd to his reportedly Michael Jackson-inspired Willy Wonka in Burton's Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, Johnny Depp's resume is chock full of characters it wouldn't surprise you to catch busking in a New York City subway. What does surprise us, however, is the number of people who believe that one of these killer-clown-looking Mad Hatter figurines, derived from 2009's Alice In Wonderland, would make a solid addition to their home decor.

Damn, girl! While we've seen dolls out there that have been more than flattering to less aesthetically blessed celebrities, these Herobuilders creations make the sexy royal in-laws look like a pair of dudes vying for a spot on the cover of Men's Fitness. The Kate Middleton in this photo can bench press Channing Tatum under the table.

Alright, we've officially got situation here—a really fucking creepy one!

It's a tough call as to which of these bobbleheads, inspired by the hard-partying MTV reality show's cast, you'd least want to leave close to an unattended drink. We might have to opt for Pauly D., who we haven't seen looking this sinister since that Jersey Shore episode in which he went off in the face of Angelina "the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island" Pivarnick.

In the event that Apple's attempts to ban this creepily realistic 12" replica are rendered ineffective, for $99.99, the much-loved Mac dreamer can supply you and your housemates with inspiration (or nightmares) for all eternity. Sales will kick off in February, so you'll soon be able to scoop one up to lurk menacingly over your lady's computer.

Don't get us wrong, we've got nothing but love for the nation's first lady. But we can't say the same for this twisted doll collection erected in her honor by the rather questionable-sounding Jailbreak Toys. Scoping out Obama's J. Crew-loving better half in the photo above doesn't make us pine away for our own so much as it brings back suppressed memories of scarring funhouse trips.

That look in Snoop's eye, those shriveled claws—does anyone else find this thing eerily reminiscent of the killer dolls in Tales From The Hood? This is "12 inches of Snoop" we'll be leaving at the checkout counter, thanks. And why did the toys' makers hook him up with an extra 150 pounds or so of muscle? No one has ever called him Snoop Diesel, folks.

We've got to hand it to Uncle York, who fashioned these pint-sized, collectible Terry Richardson toys. They without a doubt manage to perfectly capture the photographer's notorious creepiness, which has been called out by models and former associates on many an occasion. That look in his eyes almost makes you question if that camera is actually on.

Speaking of scary tchotchkes that evoke less-than-comfortable memories, not only does this little triad of Michael Jacksons weirdly seem to capture the King of Pop's evolution from black to white, but the figurine furthest to the left seems to have the ultimate "I'm gonna git you, motherfucker" look on his face. Not necessarily the last thing you want to see before you shut your eyes to go to sleep.

There's only one thing to do when you stumble upon this Gaga-inspired meat puppet in a lady friend's home: Run away. Fast. No, seriously, does it look like anything good can come of this?

Your mom has always been quirky, so you know what would make a great gift for her upcoming birthday? Basically anything other than this I Love Lucy gift set from Barbie's Pink Label Collection, which features the classic TV show's two leading ladies decked out in their 'fits from the beloved chocolate factory episode. And apparently possessed by Satan.