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Hip Hop and video games have long had a connection. Whether it be the soundtrack to Grand Theft Auto, Wu-Tang: Shaolin Style or Jay Z's upcoming Empire Facebook game, there's no denying the long lived relationship.
We've decided to go a step further and come up with 10 games we'd wish someone would make.
You Don't Know Kanye
Anyone remotely familiar with the classic trivia game You Don't Know Jack would run with the speed of a crack-fueled jackal to their local game store and demand that the cashier takes their money to reserve You Don't Know Kanye.
Players race against the clock to answer multiple-choice questions about Kanye West's obscure and quirky interests.
Question: What kind of fashion venture does Kanye plan to release next year?
- Designer adult diapers
- Velvet lined elbow pads
- Barbedwire bowties
Your guess is as good as ours.
Pokemon: Young Money Edition
Yes, we absolutely want another Pokemon and Young Money release. Why not have both with Pokemon: Young Money Edition? As Lil Wayne, you must collect rappers to add to your ever growing roster.
Use your new acquisitions to battle others and sign them to Young Money after your victories. Be sure to take care of your artists and they'll become powerful enough to take on any challengers you come across. Catch 'em all!
Operation Rack City
Everything was going fine in Rack City until the hatin' ass zombies came. Now it's up to you to guide Tyga through waves of the undead to uncover a conspiracy much larger than his chain.
Wingstop Tycoon
Being the "Bawse" isn't everything it's cracked up to be. Set up and manage Rick Ross' Wingstop empire and create the ultimate destination for all things fried and "Sauced."
Hova
Imagine if Jay Z pulled up next you and your girl at the stoplight somewhere on Reach. Would you ask him, "What's the diffence between a Warthog and a Gauss Warthog?" If so, he'd probably reply "A Gauss turret instead of a machine gun, c****ucker, beat it!"
Cooking Papa
The next step for chef turned rapper, Action Bronson is to have his own video game franchise. Cooking Papa would be perfect. Master preparation of the finest cuisine with the least amount of mistakes and could get a spot on his next mixtape. Bon Appetit Bitch!!!!
My Ass Effect
In My Ass Effect, Commander Minaj is a no-nonsense soldier with one goal in mind. That is to protect earth from an invasion by aliens determined to wipe out humanity. Minaj has a secret weapon to back her up and it's her hypnotizing rear-end. There is no living being in this galaxy that can resist the allure of Commander Minaj's big ol' round derriere. With much power comes great responsibility.
Paperboy Q
The newspaper delivery somewhat-simulator is back and this time Schoolboy Q is running things as Paperboy Q and instead of tossing paper, he's taking it. Ride through the hood, chase down debts and watch your paper stack to the ceiling.
Return To Castlewolfgang
Enter Castle Wolfgang and there's a good chance you'll never make it out in one piece. In Return To Castle Wolfenstein, you faced relentless Nazis hordes but in this kill-them-all remix you face even more relentless skaters. See if you have the skills to measure up to a crew of insane rap shredders.
Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad Of Lil B
Why not milk last year's album title controversy of I'm Gay with a little video game magic? Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad of Lil B puts former The Pack member into the role of a protagonist in the middle of a media manure storm. Receive threats, get pestered by reporters and ultimately put out an album regardless of madness.