Gallery: The Most Iconic Hairy Celebrities

Once upon a time, when it was a man's world, men were, well, men. They grew out their facial, chest, and back hair, giving less than a shit about how attractive or unattractive it was, and they smelled like beer and axle grease. These days, men who've been conditioned to hate their natural condition shave, wax, and pluck and use beauty products that smell like fruit plates.

Recognizing this shift in what is considered "manly," documentary filmmaker Morgan Spurlock asked famous men like Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, Paul Rudd, Zach Galifianakis, and John Waters about male grooming for his new movie Mansome, which hit theaters last week. Inspired by his exploration, Complex put together a gallery of men who are iconic precisely because they let it grow like a Chia Pet. Behold: The Most Iconic Hairy Celebrities.

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For poor Robin, nothing's more sad than the moments when he's turning into a werewolf.

The only thing lady beach goers are drowning in during the Hoff's watch is chest hair.

Savoring the flavor of sexytime ees niiiiiiice!

With the Godfather, Vito Corleone, out of commission, his bullheaded eldest, Sonny, had to shoulder responsibilities and, it appears, a gang of hair.

Veterans who saw action in the jungles of southeast Asia get flashbacks looking at naked Burt.

Scotland's yard has never seen a lawnmower.

If you want to give people the silent treatment, nothing says "I'm crazy," for you like an unruly hobo beard.

Everything legendary director Uncle Marty knows about coverage he learned from his eye bushes.

With a beard like his, the obviously Greek last name is redundant.

The cap should read: WORLD'S #1 INTENTIONAL SLOB.

If the rest of the brothers look anything like this, we can only imagine how gnarly showers were in the Baldwin house.

Somehow there was never an American Pie sequel in which he explained how not to get bust-off in your eyebrows when masturbating.

Ladies ride free on the American Chopper star's handlebars.

Putting a happy face on manscaping (or a lack of) since The 40-Year-Old Virgin.

Whether streaking as Frank the Tank or going "socks and balls" as Jackie Moon, Ferrell puts the "ha" in hairy.

Selleck is best known for playing private investigator Thomas Magnum on Magnum P.I., but there was little mystery with his 'stache and chest growth all on display in Speedos.

If you know two things about the documentary filmmaker it's that he got super sized eating nothing but Mickey D's and that he always rocks the '70s porn star handlebar mustache (until he shaved it off for Mansome).

Why anyone doubts that man is closely related to chimps and gorillas we'll never know.

We're guessing this was George Lucas's ethnic caricature of Greek men.

There is no joke. Whether rocking a beard and building boats as Nick Offerman or hiding upper lip with a mean mustache as red-meat-eating alpha male Ron Swanson, he is not only a man, he's the man.