Gallery: 20 Pause-Worthy "Got Milk?" Ads

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June is National Dairy Month, and we all know what that means: a ton of "Got Milk?" ads featuring milk mustaches that look like another important source of protein has been splashed on the faces of celebrities. To celebrate healthy bones, the point of all that unintentional hilarity, Complex presents 20 Pause-Worthy "Got Milk?" Ads. Grab a warm glass of the white stuff, pour it all over your face, and come along with us as we shake our bones (with laughter).

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Alex Trebek

Pretty sure the question is: "What is the best way to make a game show host look like a sexual predator?"

Superman

We can all have bones of steel, says the world's strongest rapist.

Yasmine Bleeth

If that's what giving mouth-to-mouth looks like, we took the wrong CPR course.

Sheryl Crow

Rock hard? Well, it obviously wasn't soft as Twinkie filling.

Mischa Barton

She takes nine and nails it when somebody screams "action." We didn't even put those words in her mouth.

Heidi Klum

We're aware that's a female cow, but still.

Chris Bosh

And it's no more appropriate with an adolescent giraffe.

Elizabeth Hurley

There was enough left for the lip after the gulp? Impressive!

KISS

We can practically feel Gene Simmons' tongue in our colon.

Sofia Vergara

The very definition of TMI: Sofia's son, with whom she gets his-and-hers mustaches (because that's totally not creepy), has become a man and is "not so little." The only fitting response to that.

Steven Tyler

Not coincidentally, orifices that inviting do make bones rock hard.

Kelly Clarkson

The pleasure appears to be all ours.

Super Mario

The most awkward male enhancement ad. Ever. Pardon us while we wash our NES out with soap.

Alex & Eddie Van Halen

Go figure oversexed rockers, who've had it every which way, would be the first to opt for the full-on milk bukkake.

Martha Stewart

Impeccable taste, you say? Well, we have been drinking pineapple juice.

Heidi Klum

As far as we're concerned, it's the only way to finish.

Rihanna

"Shut up and drink"? It's times like these you really regret forgetting the safe word.

Lauren Conrad

Inside is cool, but we like it where we can see it.

Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen

Not the image daddy had in mind when he pictured his little girls all grown up.

Jessica Alba

Seriously? On her knees? Too easy.