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A disgustingly haphazard attempt to get a woman's attention resulted in a man being arrested for ejaculating in her office, including in her coffee.
CBS Minnesota reports that 34-year-old John R. Lind masturbated into his co-worker's coffee twice and onto her desk four times since February. Worse, he used her allegedly used one of her hair scrunchies to clean up his mess.
After discovering a suspicious liquid dripping from her desk onto the floor of her office, she contacted police on Aug. 26. She explained that she once discovered him at her desk with his hand planted firmly on his crotch, and told authorities that he tried to have conversations with her with his fly unzipped on several occasions.
She also noted that her coffee tasted strange in the past, and when police told her that Lind had confessed, the horrified victim said she suspected that it was something other than spoiled cream.
Lind admitted to police that he knew what he was doing was "gross and wrong," but said he was attracted to the woman and thought it would make her notice him. It got her attention, as well as theirs. He was charged with criminal sexual conduct and faces up to a year in jail in addition to a fine.
[via CBS Minnesota]
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