The Funniest Missed Connections on Craigslist This Month

Finding true love is near impossible these days. Yet, every once in a while, you may see someone from afar and instantly feel the kind of love-at-first-sight moment movies were made of—but you likely won't get the chance to talk to them before they're gone. Should that happen, don't get down in the dumps, just turn to Missed Connections in hopes of finding your true love. Craigslist Missed Connections is a heart-wrenching message board where people post ads about the ones that got away in the hopes that they might email back. In the midst of people pouring out their souls, you may see some of the funniest posts you can find on the Internet. Here are The Funniest Missed Connections on Craigslist This Month.

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We understand one night stands, but clearly some people don't. So, to whomever had a random night of sex: even if it was amazing, if he didn't get your number, he's probably not that into you.

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We're not exactly sure what this person is trying to say, but it's pretty clear that someone screwed this woman over. Move on, girl. Just move on.

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Someone is definitely in the market for a new team. If you're thinking about someone years and years after you were together, you were probably in love. We kind of feel bad for this woman's husband.

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This guy clearly, really, really wants to meet his missed connection. However, if he can't find him, anyone else will do.

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This guy is convinced that he's the reason for this girl's beaming headlights. Or, it's probably just the cold weather. We're hoping it was you, bro.

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Correct us if we're wrong, but don't strip clubs exist for this reason exactly? Just Google map your nearest one and save yourself the trouble of writing a post on Craigslist.

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Dear Karren, we hope you don't answer this missed connection. Simply because, we really want to see what this dude will write next. Desperation isn't cool, dude.

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Attention all commuters: there's a crazy woman on the loose feeling up random men. On the one hand, that's kind of awesome. On the other, do you really know how many men she's "grazed"?

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Everyone has a preference, and we don't judge them for it. However, using craigslist for granny sex? You can do better, bro.

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If your gym doesn't have people worth banging, it's probably time to switch. Or, just be a normal person and go to the gym to work out. Your choice.

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A couple that smokes together, stays together. If you were the person buying a dutch, this dude has the munchies covered.

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Ever get cut off by a douchey driver? Don't discount them just yet. They may actually be the love of your life... or not.

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Last month we were sort of surprised that so many people had a red head fetish. This month, doesn't seem to disappoint either. Red heads, rejoice!

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Get paid to be someone's "stretch" partner.

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If you're into staring at crotches, the train is the perfect place to be. Plenty of crotch to face action going on here. Still, we're not sure we approve of this new form of "flirting."

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