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Regret, don't you hate it? We all do. So, why do we always find ourselves not going up to the cute girl walking past us, even though we know we'll be kicking ourselves later on for not doing so? We've all been there, and we've all sat around for hours afterward, thinking of the perfect thing we would have said to the girl—but in life, there are rarely second chances. Luckily, there is a little thing called Missed Connections: it's a category on Craigslist that lets you post a description about the one who got away (they're actually the one you let get away), in hopes that they'll see the posting, and recognize you're talking about them, all in the name of that second chance. But, even though some of these missed connections are romantic and sweet, some are just plain weird, creepy, and thirsty. Here are the Funniest Missed Connections on Craigslist From August.
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Them Melons
This guy is too poetic. Surprised he has to come to Missed Connections to land a girl.
The thirst is real.
Cake
That butt though.
I did!
Hey, what more do you want?!
Weather
You were going good until the very end, man. Kept it just a little too real.
Those Chicken Babies Always Get Ya
I have one need: chicken babies.
Coors Light
Coors is always the sign of a winner. And plus, girls always want to know what you think of their bottom. Please, do tell them and let us know what happens.
Carne Asada Burrito
Smooth move putting your name on there.
The Way You Push That Shopping Cart...
Pushing a shopping cart is one of the most seductive things you can do, ladies.
Oh, by the way...
That ginger kid, I need him.
Creep Shot
Yeah, man. You were totally taking a picture of tea. Keep telling yourself that.
The Draft
Riding a bike never felt so creepy.
Carried Away By Ants
What in the... Okay, one: this not a good pick-up line. Two: do put this in the "DON"T USE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES" pile. This is one connection that was fortunately missed for this chick.
Spanking
You know... just regular small talk.
No one should be spanking anybody when you're about to be 60.
Lingerie for Wife
Have you NO SHAME, sir?!
Pregnant Woman in the Park (Tsk, tsk)
"You were putting on quite the show. Absolutely glowing. You laying on that field with your top down was honestly one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. I hope that child has an amazing father, but if not, I would love to meet you."
C'mon, man! And a picture, too?!
