The independent video game developer Bruno R. Marcos is going to burn the entire internet down, and the world is going to thank him for it.
His forthcoming game also raises the more pressing question, 'Why hasn't anyone ever made a Big Trouble in Little Chinavideo game before?"
Donkey Me is the upcoming homebrew that will re-skin the old-school Donkey Kongwith characters from classic 80s action films. Jack Burton from the aforementioned BigTrouble in Little China, Ellen Ripley from the first Alien film, and Quaid fromTotal Fucking Recall. Just in case you think this might be some elaborate ruse, behold the image posted on Bruno R. Marcos' Twitter feed showing off the goods.
It's all happening. Now, get ready for a surprise.