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As a general consensus, the best website to go to when you need your fix of celebrity gossip is Media Take Out. The online destination is known for its constant celebrity dish and the scandalous headlines that come along with it. Their way of crafting ratchet headlines is a talent lost on many, and one that consistently keeps the site's millions of viewers laughing. Here, we recap the best of February's headlines.
DAYUMMMMMMMM!!! We've Got Pics Of Nicki Minaj On The Set Of Her New Video . . . TIDDAYS OUT . . . AZZ OUT . . . And Looking AMAZING!!
Date: February 27
Barbie always looking her best.
MTO WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Sweet Brown Gets INVITED TO THE OSCARS . . . And We've Got PICS OF HER AT The Event!!! (She Started From The BOTTOM . . . Now She's HERE)
Date: February 25
Dreams do come true.
MTO WORLD EXCLUSIVE!!! One Of Chris Brown's HOMIES Tried To SMASH Karrueche Last Night . . . And Then Acted BUTT HURT ON TWITTER . . . When Kae Ain't GIVE IT UP!!!
Date: February 28
Ain't no fun if the homies can't have none.
MTO EXCLUSIVE PICS: We've Got 3D Pics Of Deelishis' Booty!! (Warning Open This Link SLOWLY - Cause The Booty Might POP OUT And Buss You In The Eye)
Date: February 22
Seeing is believing.
SHOCK VIDEO: A Man Gets ROBBED While He's Shooting A USTREAM Video . . . And It's All Caught On Tape!! (He Acted Like A B*TCH Too . . . LOL)
Date: February 28
This is just mean, MTO. Do better.
We've Got A DIFFICULT Question For All You DUDES Out There . . . Which Side Of Carmelo Anthony's Wife LALA Do You Prefer . . . The FACE . . . Or The AZZ!!!
Date: February 27
Decisions, decisions.
UH OH!!!! We're Not Trying To START NO RUMORS . . . But What Is That WHITE POWDERY SUBSTANCE On Rihanna's LAP!! (NARCOTIC????)
Date: February 27
Say it ain't so??!?
Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Are Photo'd GETTING IT POPPIN . . . In A New Magazine . . . And They're Really F*CKING TOO!!!
Date: February 26
Yellow journalism at its finest.
We're Not TRYING TO Say That R&B Singer TREY SONGZ Is On That NARCOTIC . . . . But Why His NOSE LOOK LIKE THAT????? (Pics)
Date: February 26
Has the R&B singer been hitting the slopes?
New CLOSE UP PICS Show That Jay Z Is NOT AGING WELL!! (Bruh Needs To GET MORE SLEEP And MOISTURIZE)
Date: February 27
We love you, Hove. But we can't be young forever.
Love And Hip Hop Star EXPOSED!!! Rapper Juelz Santana's BABYS MOMS Accidentally Shows Her COOCHIE AFRO To Her Fans . . . She Really Should Have SHAVED When She Put On That BIKINI!!!
Date: February 27
We're all allowed one or two slip ups. But damn.
TI Brings His WIfe TINY TO THE CLUB . . . And She Steps Out . . . Wearing BLUE UGGS!! (Try And Be NICE Y'all)
Date: February 27
Ugg's new Smurf line.
NOT AGAIN!!!! Rapper Camron Leaks MORE EXPLICIT PICS Of His Fiance . . . This Time She's Laying In The Bed With A THONG . . . And With HER BIG AZZ IS STARING AT YOU!!!
Date: February 27
In Cam's defense, he didn't "leak" the photos so much as intentionally post them to his Instagram.
Wow Rob Kardashian Is Really HUGE . . . And The Fat Has Spread . . . From His AZZ And STOMACH . . . To His FACE NOW
Date: February 26
And we thought Kim was the pregnant one.
BABY MAMA DRAMAAAAA!! Rapper Future DUMPS His Fiance . . . For CIARA . . . And Now His Babys Mama Is Putting ALL HIS BUSINESS in The Streets!!
Date: February 3
Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn.
SHOCK PICS: Whitney Houston's Daughter Is 4 MONTHS PREGNANT . .. And SMOKING NEWPORTS!!! (This Girl Is F*CKIN Up)
Date: Febraury 13
Dear Lost Young Girl, DO BETTER.
YOUNG MOOLAH BABY!!! Rapper Lil Wayne Hires FIVE SKRIPPERS . . . To Dance Nekkid . . . And TWERK IT . . While He Skateboards Around Them!! (He's Got TOO MUCH MONEY)
Date: February 5
Bands do, in fact, make her dance.
Rapper AP.9 Finally ADMITS That He SMASHED CoCo . . . Claims He HIT IT RAW . . . And Was TRYING HIS DARNDEST . . . To IMPREGNATE Ice T's Wife!!!
Date: February 7
An episode of The Maury Show in the making
WHAT THE FREAK???? First Yeezy Wore FEMALE CLOTHES . . . Now Kanye West Is Wearing LADIES JEWELRY!!! (Lord Jamar May Be RIGHT About Dude)
Date: February 9
To each his own, MTO. To each his own.
DAYUMMMMMMM!!! R&B Singer ASHANTI Stepped Out Of Her LIMOSINE . . . And Dang Near SHOWED HER COOCH To The World!! (And LOOK Who She Was WITH At The Club)
Date: February 13
The money shot? You be the judge.
Eddie Murphy Is A CHEAP M*THAF*CKA . . . He Parks His $400K Car In A 25 CENT PARKING SPOT!!!
Date: February 17
That's what we call, "ballin' on a budget."
MTO SUPER WORLD EXCLUSIVE!! Chris Brown And Karrueche SPENT THE WEEKEND Together . . . And We Have EVIDENCE . . . That They're F*CKING!!! (Rihanna Boo . . . Stay Outta This Article)
Date: February 18
But the real question: When is Chris Brown going to go away?
FREAKED OFF!! R&B Singer Miguel Releases A Pic Of Him And His Girlfriend 'MAKING OUT' . . . And He's Got His FINGERS In Her COOKIE JAR!!!
Date: February 19
That's what happens after you win a Grammy, you can barely control your excitment.
Mary J Blige Is Even BROKER Than We Thought . .. She's Getting EVICTED FROM HER APARTMENT!!! (Is Mary Gonna Be HOMELESS???)
Date: February 19
Looks like the Queen of Hiop-Hop Soul needs a new palace.
OH MY!!! We Got Pics Of MISS ALABAMA . . . You Know That Football Players GF That Everyone Is Going CRAZY About . . . Well She's BUSSING IT On The Side Of The Pool And You Can See Her CAMELTOE!!!!!
Date: February 19
Carpe diem, indeed.
It Was REAL RATCHET When Chris Brown Went To Court Yesterday . . . His Mama Chose A Very INTERESTING OUTFIT To Show Up Wearing!!!
Date: February 7
As MTO put it: "This whole situation is one big BALL OF RATCHETNESS!!!"
Have Y'all Seen Rapper Soulja Boy's New Haircut . .. WHAT IN THE WORLD OF F*CKERY . . . Did That Boy Do To His HEAD?????
Date: February 20
SO. MANY.QUESTIONS.
MTO WORLD EXCLUSIVE: We've Got Pics Of NFL Superstar Cam Newton's GIRLFRIEND . . . Who Was A SKRIPPER UNTIL HE TOOK HER OF THE POLE!!!
Date: February 20
Cam's been listening to too much Drake.
DISRESPECTFUL!!! Rihanna Was Having Dinner With Her FAMILY . . . And Chris Brown Stuck His FINGERS IN THE BOOTY!!!
Date: February 21
But ask yourself this: At this point, are you THAT surprised?
MTO SHOCK PICS: We've Got NEKKID Pics Of Actress Selena Gomez . . . See Her Like ONLY JUSTIN And Gucci Have!! (Parental Discretion)!!!
Date: February 23
Somewhere Gucci is smiling.
Actress Thandie Newton Admits . . . She Had To PLAY WITH HER P*SSY . . . In Front Of A Hollywod Producer . . . To Get Her BIG BREAK!!!
Date: February 16
Is this the world we live in now?
WHAT THE FREAK???? Serena Williams Shows Off Her NEW TATTED ON EyeBrows . . . And They Look A FREAKIN' MESS!!!
Date: February 22
It seems the tennis champ doesn't always make great decisions.
MTO EXCLUSIVE: Girl LEAKS Pic Of Top Rapper Meek Mill IN HIS UNDERWEAR . . . He PASSED OUT . . . After An HOUR LONG FREAK SESSION!!!
Date: February 23
A freak session usually does that to you.
We've Got Pics Of CHRISTINA AGUILERA Without Any Makeup . . . And To Call Her BASIC . . . Would Be An UNDERSTATEMENT!!!
Date: February 24
The definition of "shots fired."
In TODAY'S Episode Of WHITE FOLKS DO THE DARNDEST Things . . . Some WHITE Lady Was Arrested For F*CKING A Pitbill Terrier!!! (Pics Of The LADY)
Date: February 24
Wow. Just wow.
MTO SHOCK PICS: Pregnant Kim Kardashian Steps Out Wearing LEGGINGS . . . And NOTHING UNDERNEATH!! (And You Can See More Than Her GYNECOLOGIST)
Date: February 24
Kim's like, #SorryImNotSorry
EXTREME THIRST!!! Rapper 50 Cent Tries To KISS BLONDE SPORTSCASTER . . . And She Tries Her BEST To Avoid 50's ASHY LIPS!!!
Date: February 25
We got some Carmex if you need some Fif.
MTO WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Video Vixen Deelishis Got JUMPED . . . By A Pack Of ANGRY SKRIPPERS!!!
Date: February 25
Like the old adage goes: Haters gonna hate.
COCAINE CHICK????? Rihanna 'ACCIDENTALLY' Tweets A Pic Of Her Assistant . . . Carrying A BAG OF WHITE POWDER!!!
Date: February 22
All bad.
Kanye West's GRANDFATHER Met Kim Kardashian . . . And Warned Kanye NOT TO MARRY HER . .. Said If Yeezy DOES MARRY HER . . . Grandpa AIN'T GOING TO THE WEDDING!!!
Date: February 25
Grandpa Yeezy does not approve.
