The Funniest Missed Connections on Craigslist This Month

Finding true love is near impossible these days. Yet, every once in a while, you may see someone from afar and instantly feel the kind of love-at-first-sight moment movies were made of—but you likely won't get the chance to talk to them before they're gone. Should that happen, don't get down in the dumps, just turn to Missed Connections in hope of finding your true love. Craigslist Missed Connections is a heart-wrenching message board where everyday people post ads about the ones that got away in the hopes that they may one day get an email back from them. In the midst of people pouring out their souls, you may see some of the funniest and sad posts you can find on the Internet. Here are The Funniest Missed Connections on Craigslist This Month.

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Next time you go to a restaurant, just remember, someone may be taking secret pictures of you and sleeping with them under their pillow. Never going out to eat again, right? Should the mystery girl ever come across this post, we sincerely hope she doesn't respond.

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If you can't find love while naked with someone in a sauna, we're not sure where else you can find it. On one hand, this guy is just looking for the love of his life. On the other hand he's pretty ballsy (no pun intended) to go after someone who's married.

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Love comes in many forms. Sometimes, the strongest love of all is the one you have for material goods. Hey, who are we to judge? You go girl, we hope you find your favorite skirt.

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Most people avoid gingers at all costs. Hey, it's not fair, but it happens. This dude, however, doesn't care who you are, as long as you have red hair. Gingers rejoice!

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It's posts like this one that fuel the stereotype of women being desperate. It's not always true, but in cases like this, it clearly is. Please, guy from the restaurant, put this girl out of her misery.

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Between the name of this post and the actual content, this poor woman sounds incredibly confused. She can't even bare to go into the pet store anymore. So sad.

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This guy's game is on point. Come on, he scored an elbow feel. Dear woman who he's talking about, if you answer, you might get more than the elbow this time.

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As if getting blocked on Grindr isn't bad enough, this dude went on Craigslist to profess his love all over again. Hey dude, we think you should give up. It seems like it's over.

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If there's every a good reason to keep your gym membership, it's to stare at gorgeous trainers while you work out. However, should you cancel, just do what this girl did and make your way over to Craigslist.

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There is no better love than that found over a mutual appreciation for fried chicken. Plus, you already know you have something in common. Sounds like a win to us.

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Let's face it, at one point or another, all of us have had a crush on a teacher. This guy just took it to a different level and posted about it on Craigslist. We wish you all the very best.

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The totally single guy looking for love. When you're sitting with a girl for drinks, there's a good chance the girl you were staring at thought you were taken. Sorry dude, better luck next time.

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Woman looking for man whose phone may or may not have died, and who may or may not have actually died. If he never answered you, there's a good chance that one or both may have happened. Right?

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Anything you want, girl, dinner's on you. This guy has the right idea. The best way to get a girl to go out on a date with you is to offer her to go dutch on the bill. What a boss. Let us know if it works out between you guys.

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This guy should have just packed his bags and followed her. Wait, that would be weird, right? Well on the bright side, they live on the same block so he can creepily wait for her to get home.

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