Pokémon fans who want to take their love for pocket monsters to a deeper level now have a perfect option right at their fingertips: Pokémon sex toys. Called "Pokémoan" (see what they did there?), the new line of sex toys from Geeky Sex Toys will poké you in all the right places.
The toys range in cost from $50 to $69, and feature the likeness Pokémon favorites: Pikachu, Squirtle, Bulbasaur, and Charmander. The Pikachu toy is a butt-plug called the "Piky," while the others—"Squirty," "Bulby," and "Charmy"—are dildos specially designed for pleasure and to resemble the cartoon characters you knew and loved as a child.
Geeky Sex Toys describes each of the toys on their website:
For Pokémoaners concerned about safety: never fear, because the toys are all made purely of silicone.
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