Woman Describes Her 2’ 8” Husband as “One of the Most Sexual People I Have Ever Met”

Think your sex life is pretty great? It's nothing compared with Mindie and her 2' 8" husband Sean.

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Meet 2’ 8” Sean Stephenson. Born with the disease osteogenesis imperfecta, he has brittle bones and was physically unable to grow beyond a meager 32” in height. But you know what wasn’t affected? His libido.

Just ask Mrs. Stephenson—Mindie Kniss—who met Stephenson in 2009 and married him in 2012. “Sean is one of the most sexual people I have ever met,” she told Barcroft Media. “It’s appalling to suggest that my husband cannot satisfy me sexually and it’s none of their business.”

“They” would be the numerous online bullies who have harassed them through the years and suggested that Sean’s diminutive stature would impact their lives between the sheets. Not so, says the couple. Indeed, it’s actually quite the opposite.

“Sex is probably the biggest part of my life,” Sean said, and Mindie added “There are no limitations when it comes to sex. There’s no position he can’t manage and I don’t have to be extra careful.”

Honestly, it’s hard not to be jealous of Sean. How many of us can honestly say that “there’s no position [we] can’t manage?” He may not be particularly tall, but clearly Sean is head and shoulders above the competition when it comes to bedroom prowess.

And if you think Mindie is lying, just look at the picture above. Come on…does that look like the face of someone who isn’t happy with how much they’re getting laid? No chance.

[via Barstool]

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