A ninja-style shot of the hotel. Sneaky.
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Just the lobby of the resort, which is apparently made out of gold. Who would have guessed?
Just one of the five restaurants on the resort. We haven't actually verified this, but we're pretty sure you need a shirt to get in here.
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Five bills gets you one of these for the night. Not bad considering it'll cost you twice that much to get a lady to come along. Zing!
No resort would be complete without a pool for you to awkwardly lurk around.
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Ditto what we said about the pool for the gigantic beach.
One last look at the island before you do something to that fine computer you got over there.
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