Resort Porn: Four Seasons Resort In Peninsula Papagayo, Costa Rica

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This will cost you about $700 bucks a night, fella. But really, if you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Trust us when we say there is a difference between playing golf on a course designed by Arnold Palmer and playing golf on your PS3.

A jet's eye view of the peninsula. If you have to ask what a peninsula is, you ain't going.

Ahh, look at the water. It looks so good, you might fuck around and drink it.

During the night you better bundle up. Shit gets arctic, with nighttime temperatures hovering around 60 degrees.

That sky isn't actually real, it's just a figment of your imagination.