Resort Porn: Cambridge Beaches Resort and Spa in Sandys, Bermuda

Bermuda TriangleCambridge Beaches Resort and SpaSandys Parish



Tamarisk RoomShutters café

All Inclusive Privilege Plan

Waterworld

Just one of the many dishes served at the Tamarisk room restaurant. We have no idea what that dish is, by the way.

A view of the Breezes restaurant, which is only open in the summertime. Cocktails are their specialty. Perfect if your specialty is getting drunk.

If things get too hot outside, you could always just get your mack on at the indoor pool.

Here's the outside of the Ocean Spa. A cool place your girl—or you, we won't tell!—can go to relax.

This is a deluxe premium room, and it will run you about $400 dollars a night. Hey, we never said tiger blankets were cheap.

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