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Resort Porn: Bushmans Kloof Wilderness Reserve & Wellness Retreat In Western Cape, South Africa

Happy Friday! Have a look at the most awesomest place you probably won't be staying at this weekend.

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Bushmans Kloof Wilderness Reserve and Wellness RetreatCederberg MountainsWestern CapeSouth Africa

Cape Town



MexicoJamaica

The Makana restaurant is one of the resort's best night spots. Because the resort is small, it's not really the best place to be single-and-ready-to-mingle. You should definitely try to bring a gal along.

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The intimate Kadoro restaurant has no electricity and is completely illuminated by candles. Please watch where you leave your napkin.

It’s not all mosquitoes and rock art, ya know. There is a spa, even out here.

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Another view of the awesome spa. And no worries about chilling outside; the resort is completely Malaria free. Yaaaaay!

The Heritage Center has artifacts and paintings that give some history on the Bushman people. There is also a medicinal herb garden right next door. And no, not that type of herb.

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Here is a view of the outside restaurant, Embers. Again, we promise, you won’t have to hunt for your own food.

With over a 130 different rock art sites, you could spend countless amount of hours trying to see them all. Or just not really giving a fuck about them. Whatever. The rocks won't care.

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