Resort Porn: Atlantis the Palm Hotel and Resort in Palm Jumeirah, Dubai

Atlantis, The PalmPalm JumeirahDubai

Welcome to the palace... or, more accurately, images of the palace.

We call this the "oil tycoon suite."

Not like the "oil tycoon suite." But still freakin' sweet.

Dubai has had economic problems in the past, just don't tell the dudes who created this hallway.

A pool like that almost makes you forget about the New Jersey-like air quality.

The Atlantis' aquarium gives you that up close and personal feeling with the sea creatures. Biggest plus about this: you don't die.

Sonic the Hedgehog, anyone?