The Worst Resume Fails According To Reddit

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So much expereince, that he is an expert in text speak

Playing fantasy tabletop strategy games is a skill in itself, you know.

Even the great ones have a had time finding a job these days.

Acclimating back into civilian life is tougher than you might think.

Seriously, don't believe them.

Sometimes, you just don't want to tell your prospective employer where you live. Sometimes, you tell them of this with a rainbow pen. Sometimes, you don't get a job.

The only way he would actually be able to quantify that is if he were in the top 2-percent of programmers.

Pro-tip: Reprint and reword your resume if if you're applying to a different position.

Well hey, at least he cut the cover letter and got straight to the point.

Looks like Mexicans really are stealing all the jobs.

That one will certainly get an employer's attention.

Applying to Harvard is one thing. Actually attending is another.

Apparently baking cakes is not a desirable skill in the office.

Communication skills are important, but so is paying attention to details.

Somehow we feel as though this kill isn't transferable outside of the fantasy realm.

Christ has inspired many folks throughout the years, but this employer isn't one of them.

While being a certified badass will help you in a lot of way, it won't help your employment prospects.

Cashering is hard. Cash yearing is harder.

To be fair, we wouldn't hire a badger either.

Possibly the most professional contact email in existence.