The 50 Funniest Auto-Correct Fails

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We'd be too tempted to even walk in the direction our break room if it contained jars of the sticky.

To be fair, Pops never said what he paid the babysitter for, exactly.

In an attempt to put a positive spin on this morbid fuck up: He should feel happy his mother would leave him a suicide text before deciding to end it all.

Dudes would catch five-to-10 bids if semen was really that potent.

Here's a tip for those of you wanting to avoid embarrassing auto-correct fails: Use real words and spell them correctly. It's surprising that a man who spells "girls" as "gurls" gets laid at all.

When in doubt, always plead the fifth.

Because you end up losing more than you bargained for

We like that her friend kept it 100% real with her.

Finding out via text message that your Dad is stepping out on your Mom for a little side-swirl is not the business.

Well, guess you can't move on to plan C.

Is this Leona Helmsley texting from the grave?

We're sure there's already a Tumblr for this.

Want a surefire way to lose your appetite? Picture your friend and his mom in a porno.

She had the same reaction when she find out her daughter wanted to become a Scientologist.

Most dudes just change their numbers when they run out on their baby mothers.

We're going to avoid making a Sandusky joke here.

Forget a family meeting. In the digital age, all familial issues can be resolved in less than 140 characters.

Hey, we've heard of people doing crazier things to make it through the recession.

It puts the lotion on its skin...

We're glad the mom believes that all things "cock" related fall under the father's purview.

Dave and Louise should be brought in for questioning just incase. Someone get Chris Hansen on the horn.

Sometimes you just have to learn to take a compliment.

And what if Jacob really needed to know how to remove the massive stains he left in his linen? Then what? Way to drop the ball, Mom.

At least he knows his parents are down for whatever.

It's good to have a friend who's been through more shit than you have. Who else would calmly tell this girl that all she needs to do to remove the semen from her hair is give it a good rinse?

Real talk: If your boy tells you he's helping his mom sell the P on Craigslist, you should offer to help the family out. Not laugh. What kind of friend does that?!

After that outburst, we don't think he wants to hear anything else his mom has to tell him. Also, if your mom and grandma think she's a ho, well, maybe she's a ho.

Why can't that happen on the boat?

We have no idea what these two were talking about, but grabbing a "black sack" instead of his "black ass" doesn't seem any better.

*Fights urge to make a Sandusky joke.* *Faints*

That's one way to keep your job.

Now this dude knows what type of strippers to get for his friend's next party.

You have to trust that your family won't drop news like this via SMS. If you don't, your family has bigger issues.

Well, this turned out not to be a fail at all.

Taking coke before hitting the sack is like listening to V-Nasty when you have a headache. But, to each their own.

This fail wasn't even on the texter. Poor eager beaver. Remember to self-filter, everyone.

It's better to be in the know than not, right?

You laugh, but check Urban Outfitters in a year or two. This may become a reality.

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With the exception of Guy Pearce, all time travelers are cool with us.

The worst is when people have no idea what auto correct is.That's when things get even funnier.

That title has the makings for a very interesting Vh1 reality show. Or a new V-Nasty song.

If he's driving away with his mom's corpse, let him go, girl.

We think the iPhone was trying to warn homie.

Grabbing your father's balls must be the next step up from kissing your pops on the lips.

There are probably legions of iPhone users just waiting for such an opportunity to break up with their significant other. If there's not yet an app for that, there should be.

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A good fisting will make you forget about whole lot of things. Like where you lost your innocence.

Hey, whatever makes the relationship work.

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