The Oscars might be looming closer and closer, but we find ourselves caring less and less. Sure, we're down to give credit where credit is due, but we're just not in the mood to watch 13 James Cameron bombastic speeches. Or Alec Baldwin's "I'm lampooning Hollywood because it's ridiculous WAIT WAIT PLEASE HIRE ME" schtick. Or Monique's stubble. So instead, we'll be avoiding Billy Bush's vagina stupidity by firing up some Battlefield Bad Company 2, but that doesn't mean we can't still mock the Academy Awards, does it?
So in the interest of actual entertainment, we cooked up the Throaties, our own Complex-approved award bestowed on your mom all those voice actors who bring us so many memorable cut scenes, jokes, and cartoonish accents. They might not be able to thank the little people, but they'll be able to thank us—and that's all that matters. And fuck a Price Waterhouse Cooper, we're announcing the winners early! Read on to see who's taking home some real hardware...
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