Dead or Alive Paradise drops tomorrow, which may not mean anything to you if you're not already a housebound otaku fan of the franchise. One great thing about the new title, though, is the fact that it's for the PSP. Which means that it's portable...which means that you don't have to play on your widescreen TV...which means you'll be able to hide in your closet so your girlfriend won't catch you playing swimsuit dress-up with a bunch of virtual girls that resemble Real Dolls. Finally, your shameworthy gaming gets some privacy to match the perversion.
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We only wish we could say the same for the rest of these games—they're a bit more difficult to hide since they require a console and TV or PC. The games—well, most of them, anyway—may not be relationship deal-breakers, but it's probably best if your lady doesn't walk in while you're ogling the TV with a slack-jawed look on your face...
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