Lonely Luke Skywalker Is the Twitter Account You're Looking For

Lonely Luke Skywalker knows how to express a lot of loneliness in 140 characters.

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Warning: This post includes spoilers for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Read at your own risk. 

As far as Star Wars parody Twitter accounts go—and there are quite a few of them—the force is strongest with Very Lonely Luke—the depressed, solitary Jedi who spends his days staring at the ocean (hates it), analyzing his relationship with Kylo Ren (hates him), and feeling sad (loves it).

He also really loves tweeting, a lot, but what else is there to do when you live alone on a planet that appears to be a giant ocean with one dramatic, cliffy island on it. 

Vader wore a mask because his face was disfigured by lava.

Kylo Ren wears a mask because his face was disfigured by Han's DNA.

— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 1, 2016

I taught Kylo Ren just like Yoda taught me:

By making him give me piggyback rides everywhere.

And that's why he turned to the Dark Side.

— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) December 31, 2015

Kylo Ren, nobody in our family has hair that dark.

We all know you dye it.

And seriously, stop shopping at Hot Topic.

— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 1, 2016

I can't rush out and fight the First Order.

I have important Jedi stuff to do.

*stares at the ocean for 20 years*

— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 1, 2016

I'm going to stand in this spot and stare at the ocean for 20 years so I can turn around dramatically if someone ever shows up.

— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) December 30, 2015

Why do people like to hear the sea?

It's the only noise here & it NEVER stops

Quit being a dick for 10 minutes, ocean

I'm trying to sleep

— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 2, 2016

When Darth Vader took of his helmet, I was horrified.

My dad, the man who gave me half his DNA, was bald.

I'd rather die than lose my hair

— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 1, 2016

Han SOLO?

Please.

He's always with Chewbacca.

More like Han Duo.

I should be Luke Solo.

— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) December 30, 2015

Lightsabers cut deep, but words cut deeper.

Just kidding.

Nothing cuts deeper than a lightsaber.

It's a sword made of lasers.

— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 2, 2016

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