Television Characters We Wish Were On Tinder

Bio: Small town girl with a super, natural life.
Why To Swipe Right: If you live anywhere near Sleepy Hollow, your Tinder pool is probably pretty slim. And as a smart, attractive career-minded woman, Abbie would be a catch anywhere.
Swipe Left If: You can't deal with her platonic colonial BFF. He's non-negotiable.

Bio: Hey, are you going to murder me because you're a stranger I met on the Internet? Kidding. Likes: Listening to Taylor Swift alone. Dislikes: Boob jail.
Why To Swipe Right: Though she can be annoyingly quirky and has her problems with intimacy, she is stable yet still knows how to have a good time.
Swipe Left If: You've had enough of the manic pixie dream thing.

Bio: Economics in the streets. Freakonomics in the sheets.
Why To Swipe Right: Sloan has the complete package. She's smart, charming, beautiful, and somehow still down to Earth.
Swipe Left If: You can't handle a woman who's smarter than you or if you can't stand preachy dialogue.

Bio: Everyone knows my job here is to look hot.
Why To Swipe Right: Sure, she even refers to herself as a bitch, but she looks so good you just don't care.
Swipe Left If: You aren't a female.

Bio: Don't worry. I won't bite. J/K
Why To Swipe Right: Just the kind of fun-loving free-spirited woman many Tinder users are looking for. Admit it, you like that she's a bit dangerous.
Swipe Left If: May drain your blood and kill you. But that's kind of true of anyone you meet on Tinder though.

Bio: Let's get down to business. Seriously, none of that emoji shit.
Why To Swipe Right: Tinder is a place where busy career types can find ... short-term release. Amy's offers the perfect no-string-attached many Tidner users are looking for.
Swipe Left If: You're the kind of guy who gets attached.

Bio: Just getting out of a difficult relationship. Be kind and be honest. Nobody likes secrets. ;-)
Why To Swipe Right: Crazy can be really fun in the short term. Carrie is definitely a great Tinder hookup, but make sure you develop an exist strategy that doesn't involve explosives.
Swipe Left If: You know what's good for you.

Bio: I'm only here because of a brief addiction to pills that I was told would help me focus but instead ended up costing me my scholarship and virginity.
Why To Swipe Right: Annie is a good girl, but there is no such thing as a good girl on Tinder.
Swipe Left If: You aren't into Type A personalities.

Bio: Tired of guys who know nothing. Show me what you know and I'll drive you wild[ing].
Why To Swipe Right: Jon Snow didn't know how good he had it.
Swipe Left If: You have the slightest thought of putting any oaths you've taken before your relationship.

Bio: Family woman with a taste for foreign cultures and exotic cuisine. Don't ask too many questions and this could work.
Why To Swipe Right: You can get the feeling of being close to danger without being in the game. Just don't hear anything you shouldn't, comrade.
Swipe Left If: You're going to do something she doesn't like. Because, yeah, she'll find out.

Bio: If you can handle all the different sides of me, we'll get along just fine ;-)
Why To Swipe Right: Despite being a criminal, she often tries to do the right thing. That's pretty much the best you can hope for on Tinder.
Swipe Left If: You aren't comfortable dating someone with a large, identical family. Also, if you're afraid that Helena might swap herself in on one of your dates, that's understandable.

Bio: Basically it's been a very sexually adventurous time for me. I'm alternating nights of freedom with nights of academic focus. So at the end of my senior year I will have had both experiences while also still being super well prepared for the professional world.
Why To Swipe Right: Like her friends, Shoshanna is attractive and smart. Unlike her friends, she isn't a complete trainwreck.
Swipe Left If: Bubbly and clingy aren't your preferred combination.

Bio: I have no shame about anything. Shame is overrated. Like Ke$ha.
Why To Swipe Right: She's an independent woman with a sense of humor, even if her jokes are terrible.
Swipe Left If: You're really sick of hipster jokes.

Bio: "Be honest how you use me just like you use everyone else." - Me
Why To Swipe Right: Everybody has "older woman" on their Tinder bucket list.
Swipe Left If: You think there's any chance you'll piss her off. As the woman once said, "Now tell me, am I the sort of enemy you want to make?"

Bio: Do I even know why I'm on here? Nope.
Why To Swipe Right: Sarcastic, hilarious, and a bad-ass, Lana is more than "one of the guys." She's better than the guys in every conceivable way.
Swipe Left If: You're the type not to call the next day, because if she wants to, she'll find you.

Bio: Loving mother of two. Proud Colombian. Not here just for hookups so don't waste my time.
Why To Swipe Right: Sometimes you need a confident woman who knows exactly what she wants out of life.
Swipe Left If: You really can't do the single mother thing. (Yes, in this hypothetical world, Gloria is single, because you couldn't do that to Phil. Admit it.)

Bio: I don't mean to be an asshole. It's just genetic.
Why To Swipe Right: It will be fun.
Swipe Left If: You aren't prepared to get as far away as possible when it stops being fun.

Bio: What do you get for the girl who has everything? Help me figure it out.
Why To Swipe Right: We've all wondered what it's like to date a rich woman. And of course, we've wondered what it would be like to date a woman who looks like that.
Swipe Left If: You're clinically insane.

Bio: I am not a toy you can play with when you're bored or lonely or horny. I am not the girl the guy gets at the end of the movie. I am not a fantasy. If you want me, earn me!
Why To Swipe Right: So many reasons.
Swipe Left If: You can't accept she's always going to love Fitz. (Yeah, that wouldn't stop us either.)