Gallery: 25 Ridiculous Strip Club Signs

Fails, all across the board.

May 08, 2012
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Now, you might think the most important thing about a gentlemen's club would be the assets of the ladies, the prices of the lap dances, or the size of the champagne room. But just like how the girl you marry should have a good personality and a good body, the thing every strip club should have is a sense of humor. Indeed, self-awareness can be just as hot as an acrobatic pole dance.

Here are 25 Ridiculous Strip Club Signs. You'll laugh, you'll cry, maybe you'll dry heave.

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