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Yesterday, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson sent reverberations through the streets, like a 1970 Dodge Charger, when he posted a long message on Instagram calling out his male Fast 8 castmates. Along with a video of him throwing another human being (which was scored, by the way, by Kid Rock's "You Never Met a Motherfucker Quite Like Me"), Johnson said some of his Fast bros conduct themselves to his standards, while "other don't. The ones that don't are too chicken shit to do anything about it anyway. Candy asses." Read the full, possibly Corona-fuled message below:

So, we're here to figure out just who these #CandyAsses are. Aside from Johnson, there are seven male actors in the main cast of Fast 8—let's break it down and guestimate which ones The Rock was dragging, from least likely to most.