The tornado of love that is Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna will live to see another headlines-crashing day, at least according to the Kardashian half of the union. Less than a day after rumors of the couple’s demise started to make their usual rounds, Rob took to the 'gram to clarify his love for Chyna whilst also debuting his own idea for an official couple name:

Though ChyRo isn’t exactly a Bennifer-level name for 2016’s favorite pairing, it will certainly do. "Chy and I are not broken up," Rob confirms, sadly delivering this confirmation alongside a profoundly grainy photo of the two. "We just feel like it would be a lot healthier for our relationship if we kept a lot more to ourselves."

Adding that "so much negativity" from the media has made it difficult to keep the positive vibes afloat, Rob asks that everyone—fans and friends (and fam?) alike—simply respect their wishes to keep love alive while playing it a bit closer to one’s chest. As previously reported by storied journalists around the world, ChyRo's bond was reportedly kicked off by mutual frustrations with the rest of the Kardashian fam.

However, as these same storied journalists also reported, that frustration quickly blossomed into a marathon of social media trolling and sudden immortalization in the form of a very memorable The Life of Pablo lyric:

May the undeniable power of love inspire us all.