Don Lemon, resident CNN quote machine, reportedly had a much more interesting New Year's Eve than you or any of your friends. Representing the CNN brand all the way down in New Orleans with fellow anchor Brooke Baldwin, Lemon proceeded to consume fresh boiled crawfish while in the general vicinity of a hot tub and, yes, beer:
Of course, the real entertainment didn't take place on Lemon's presumably self-maintained Twitter account. Instead, Lemon saved most of that action for live television:
However, the real fun came when Lemon proceeded to beat Kathy Griffin at her own game by dropping this instantly Twitter-smashing "nice rack" admission:
Perhaps, given this display of live TV mastery, Lemon's recently announced dream of one day hosting a show where "you can actually say the F word" is closer than ever to reality.