"I wanted to try Skittles!" This curious outburst is among the most entertainingly anguished cries of children unfortunate enough to be tricked in the name of Jimmy Kimmel's annual Halloween tradition: actual adults telling their children they devoured all their candy. "We never seem to run out of participants for this," Kimmel said while introducing this year’s compilation clip. "Every year, I think kids are going to know. They watch these videos, maybe they’re too old to fall for it. I'll be able to do this as long as people continue to have sex."

Speaking of sex, one YouTube commenter has a strikingly good idea for a future Kimmel prank rooted in ruthlessness:

Apparently no one on this entire planet has even the slightest amount of chill.