The 73-year-old woman allegedly had a Kinder surprise egg—a weird, European chocolate egg that normally has a toy in it and is banned from being imported into the U.S.—filled with cash, heroin, cocaine and tranquilizers up her vag when she entered the prison, according to TheLocal.es.
The woman apparently couldn't handle the pressure.
When she realized she was going to be frisked, she popped out the package, worth around €82, before handing it to prison guards, reported Spanish news agency Efe.
The woman was reportedly sentenced this week to a year and nine months in prison.
Kinder Eggs are apparently a popular tool for smuggling things into prisons. Last week a man was sentenced to two years for smuggling a drug-filled egg as well as an egg McMuffin into a British prison for his girlfriend.