The first trailer for Zoolander 2 is finally here, and it gets deep. Although the trailer doesn't give away much as far as plot is concerned, it does clue us in on the deep questions that occupy Derek Zoolander's brain (hint: designer blow driers, majestic mermen, and Orange Mocha Frappuccinos). 

Although the trailer is conspicuously lacking in Owen Wilson catwalk struts, Justin Bieber parkour, and Zoolander spawn, rest assured that all three—plus Penelope Cruz, Fred Armisen, and basically every celebrity that could be talked into joining the cast—will appear in the upcoming film, which is set to premiere on Feb. 12, 2016.