David Blaine, Kevin Connolly, Lucas Haas, Ethan Suplee, and now... Scott Disick? It looks like Lord Disick abandoned Kourtney Kardashian and his three children to become a member of the Pussy Posse—a.k.a. the wet dream of every man going through a mid-life crisis. 

According to Us Weekly, Disick turned up with (and/or near, and/or in the same place asLeonardo DiCaprio at a party Naomi Campbell was throwing in Malibu. New bachelors Gavin Rossdale and Orlando Bloom were also there—forgive me if I'm imagining this party as the male half of Couples Retreat—along with Russell Simmons and Jason Statham. No word on if Leo's mom's boyfriend, who is the illest human being on the planet, was in attendance.

Disick allegedly rolled up to the party with "about six girls," and though a source assured Us that the girls clung to him all night, I just have this weird feeling that Leo actually stole all of them. "Think of this as part of your Posse initiation," Leo probably said, before he and Tobey Maguire burst out into laughter.