A New York man who appears to have spent a small fortune on porn DVDs is showing off his massive collection of nearly 1000 of them on Craigslist (above), and searching for like minded pals to share in his hobby.

We'd assume he'd never heard you can get porn for free on the Internet, but he obviously knows how to use Craigslist so that's not it. He probably just enjoys the "tangible experience" of the cover art and the "warmer tones" you get from vinyl DVDs, or whatever it is that record porn collectors say. 

Here's the full ad from Craigslist

"I've tried to find other porn enthusiasts to chat with, lend titles to (back and forth), but in a small town, no luck. I've got precisely 988 dvd's (on my way to the big 1,000!). I buy the good shit, Platinum X Pictures, Red Light District, JM Productions, Jules Jordan Videos, Evil Angel, Juicy Entertainment, Teen Fidelity, Legend (the old Lex Drill movies-Anal Excursions/Butt Gallery/Anal Driller/etc), Anabolic, Diabolic, West Coast Productions, Private. Favorite directors, Raul Cristian, Giorgio Grandi, Omar Galanti, Jean Yves LeCastel, Christoph Clark, John Strong, Erik Everhard, Vince Vouyer, Lex Drill, Men in that vein. Looking to find other hardcore enthusiasts to chat with, to learn with, swap movies back and forth with, perhaps even meet up (with advanced scheduling) and watch movies with."

He obviously puts this collection to shame: 

 

Although he can probably expect to get a few phone calls like this one: 

 

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