In case you're a proud late-to-the-Game-of-Thrones-party type, I now pronounce this line of text to be a SPOILER ALERT.

For everyone else, I suppose now is as good a time as any to tell you that — yes — you do eventually have to pull yourself out of the pool of tears, sweat, and vomit in which you've been wallowing since the death of Jon Snow (Kit Harington). Will coffee ever taste good again? Does 'dead' truly mean 'dead'? Should I get into True Detective? These questions prompt worthy discussions, but leave little room for the new home of (the ghost of) Jon Snow:

7 Days in Hellthe forthcoming HBO mockumentary starring Harington and (possible future Game of Thrones cast member?) Andy Samberg. The new trailer (see above) is equal parts tennis and traditional mockumentary tomfoolery.

Jon Snow is dead. Long live Jon Snow.