Liam Neeson has a particular set of skills. And while they're particularly useful for killing people as he pleases, they're also applicable to unruly children. During a Jimmy Kimmel Live! segment the storied badass read the children's classic Five Little Monkeys accompanied by an ominous soundtrack. Unlike the mother who can't control her monkey children, Neeson isn't fucking around. The actor is as intimidating with a book in his hand as he is a gun. Or a lightsaber. 

Watch the video above.