The 2016 presidential election is drawing near, which means its once again time for Donald Trump to throw his name in the mix when we know and he knows damn well he has no shot at becoming our nation's commander-in-chief. We just have to go through the motions, like Melania Knauss-Trump likely does with her orange, combovered husband on top of her.
The Republican businessman and TV star who refuses to go away announced plans Wednesday to form a presidential exploratory committee because he's "the only one who can make America truly great again." This means he can raise money and get the attention he desires while not fully committing to a campaign that will ultimately prove unsuccessful.
"I have a great love for our country, but it is a country that is in serious trouble," Trump said. "Americans deserve better than what they get from their politicians who are all talk and no action."
We'll remember that when his presidential ambitions become all talk and no action.