A Florida (Florida, it's always Florida) couple was arrested this past weekend after a dispute led to a young woman hitting a young man in the eye with a box of condoms.
The Smoking Gun reports that William Hessian and Dominique Claridge, both 19, argued inside of Hessian's car near the Bradenton, Fla. home where they reside. Hessian told police that Claridge accused him of flirting with another girl, then struck him in the face with the condoms so hard that it left bruising around his eye.
Claridge told a slightly different tale. While she admitted to hitting Hessian with the condoms, she told authorities that it was because he slapped her and tried to throw her out of the vehicle. Unable to identify the aggressor (Hessian claims Claridge punched him multiple times, as well), police arrested Hessian and Claridge on domestic battery charges.
The couple that goes to court together, breaks up. Hopefully.
[via The Smoking Gun]
