By: May-Lan Tan

What’s It About: A dark tale about a girl with amnesia from May-Lan Tan’s debut short story collection.

Worst Bit: “I lie back and her hair tickles my stomach, her mouth wrapping over me…. God. It's like sticking your cock into the sun”. Maybe it’s just us, but we can’t help but take the image of her mouth wrapping over him completely literally. Like he’s French kissing the stretchy guy from the Fantastic Four or something. Saying that, there’s probably some weirdos who get off on the idea of fitting their whole head in inside a girl’s mouth. But that’s nothing compared to that final line. We're crying just thinking of the sizzling noise…